God descends to earth and speaks. "Damn, y'all are hells of boring." So He gives everyone superpowers. Also, last person alive gets to take His job. Rip Mortas gains an incredible, one-of-a-kind ability to fight in this battle: he can die on command.


My Instant Death Ability Is Completely Fucking Useless
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My Instant Death Ability Is Completely Fucking Useless
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