Is my best friend Clover's boyfriend, Zane, secretly an alien? Look, I might just be a dork with an imagination too big for my own good, but I know one thing, something isn’t right with this guy. He blinks sideways, he eats bugs, and he’s green, for crying out loud! Good thing my other best friend, a grumpy goth vampire named Simone, wants to help me investigate Zane (if that even is his real name). She’s probably only helping because she has a crush on Clover.