I'm Slappy Cat. When I'm not writing and illustrating for fun I work as a creative director for a small business that specializes in providing translation and interpretation services especially for school districts around the United States (although secretly, I'd like to write and illustrate all day every day...forever and ever and ever). I'm also a devoted metalhead, the mother of a solitary preschooler, and a geriatric Millennial. Get off my lawn!